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Installment 0: Prelude [14 Oct 2006|05:03am]
[ mood | nerdy ]

The other day, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon came out. When my mom asked what I wanted for my birthday, I started looking up games and saw that it was coming out, so I asked for it, because... well face it, I'm a nerd and probably one of the biggest MK fans. I love the freaking serious.

Then I went ahead and looked it up online. After Deception came out and I wasn't that impressed, I was surprised at the impressiveness that MK:A showed in its previews. I love it. I watched the intro on You Tube earlier and Jose the Burly Man stopped by while I was giving a break and proceeded to talk to me about it. I then explained a lot of the story line to him, as he asked.

It was at that point that I realized I still remember so much about the series, and I love it. The story, especially for a fighting game, is immense and intense. Amazing. But I'm a nerd and I digress. The point is, I decided, since this is a journal and all, that I'm going to make the next couple of posts installments as I recall all about the storyline that I can. :)

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Top 10 [12 Sep 2006|11:06pm]
[ mood | ? ]

Top Ten:

Chuck Norris...

10. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
9. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
6. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
5. It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
4. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
3. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
1. Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


Vin Diesel...

10. Boobs on women? Vin Diesel's idea to God.
9. Vin Diesel's blood type is WD-40.
8. The producers of The Pacifier had to audition 1,247 actors before they were able to find five children that Vin didn't like the taste of.
7. Only once has Vin Diesel ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
6. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
5. Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Vin Diesel made it his bitch.
4. Vin Diesel always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
3. Vin Diesel impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an authentic" Merry-Go-Round.
2. Vin Diesel solved world hunger by eating all the starving people.
1. When People get hungry, they go to their refrigerators. When Vin Diesel gets hungry, he goes to an orphanage.

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Hurricane 1 [28 Aug 2006|10:58pm]
Wtf kind of name is Ernesto? Seriously.

Pros and cons... wish there were only pros.
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[12 Aug 2006|06:27am]
got back.. ya.

fun times.. work now

damn im lazy
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[16 Jul 2006|11:43pm]
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now. × I don't watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (My epic balls are enough)
it goes on...Collapse )
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Stolen from Carene... [04 Jan 2006|01:02am]
Simple surveyCollapse )
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Update from Jax [31 Dec 2005|12:04am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

100 Q's stolen from KatieCollapse )

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[17 Dec 2005|12:17am]
So mary added an icon to my lj... I like it.

What was more surprising was that I thought lj only allowed 3 icons, did they expand? how many can i have now?
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*crosses fingers* [06 Dec 2005|10:39am]
[ mood | mentally drained ]

Oh, but let me be done with statistics now...
Edit: And now for quizzesCollapse )

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This made me laugh [02 Dec 2005|04:44pm]
[ mood | hysterical ]

An Italian guy, a Jewish guy and a Polish guy ...Collapse )

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